50 things i hate

Another day begins here. Infact another week begins here. I wake up to the stupid alarm clock (1), which rings out that pathetic noise, causing your ears to buzz for ages afterwards (2). I throw the damn thing across the room and slither back into bed with a sigh, hitting my head on the rotten bed-head as I do so (3). This has happened every day for the last week, which means I have lost approximately 10 brain cells.
Just settled down when my second alarm clock makes itself heard (4) – my mother! I reject the idea of throwing her acro...