15 Commandments Of A Teenager...

(a few are my own, not all of them, so i dont take full credit)
10 Commandments Of A Teenager...
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steel from thy parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get in fig...